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October 2001
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Top Ten Additional Reasons I Hate Ash
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Suicidia
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- He's so, so difficult
- PULP is a newsletter, not a way of life
- Refuses to believes that he's not a machine "built by the devil and powered by the dead"
- For the last time, Ash Wednesday is not 'your special day'
- Insists that he has venomous spit.
- Shouldn't he have grown tired of the monkeys by now?
- Won't stop asking if I need my soul for the next little while. It's very off-putting.
- Slayer in the morning, Slayer in the evening, Slayer at supper time… enough said
- The language is French, not 'wrong', dammit!
- I'm so sick of stories that start: "so I was talking to this stripper…"
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