The Next Slogan Will Be Better; I Swear. Just Gimme A Frickin' Chance!

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October 2001

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In this issue:    Spooks, shocks, Satan, and the Return of the Living Eeyore! .
 
 
Top Ten Additional Reasons I Hate Ash
Suicidia

 
  1. He's so, so difficult
  2. PULP is a newsletter, not a way of life
  3. Refuses to believes that he's not a machine "built by the devil and powered by the dead"
  4. For the last time, Ash Wednesday is not 'your special day'
  5. Insists that he has venomous spit.
  6. Shouldn't he have grown tired of the monkeys by now?
  7. Won't stop asking if I need my soul for the next little while. It's very off-putting.
  8. Slayer in the morning, Slayer in the evening, Slayer at supper time… enough said
  9. The language is French, not 'wrong', dammit!
  10. I'm so sick of stories that start: "so I was talking to this stripper…"


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