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6.15.2003 by Dan, every Monday.


I know it's been awhile since my last update, and I'm sorry about that. I'm taking a sabbatical (as opposed to all my other breaks, which were due to extenuating circumstances) to recharge my creative batteries, and maybe play some miniature golf. In the meantime, I am arranging for some guest columns. If you are interested in writing the funny and exposing yourself to, literally, handfuls of people, let me know. So far, I have a serial column going in the forum, though it seems to have degenerated into accusations of homosexuality, and this lovely offering from Dan Beirne, which makes me hate him forever because it's something I should have thought of. Without further ado:











































































"everybody tries. really hard."



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