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Wayne's World
5.7.2003 by Dan Beirne, every Wednesday.


Nathan Lane comes over every Wednesday to the house to watch a movie, or just chat with Dan. Dan found these little chats so interesting, he decided to tape-record them and tell the world all the neat things Nathan had to say about movies and stuff.


Wednesday, April 30th, cloudy

Wayne's World (1992): Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show. Starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, directed by Penelope Spheeris.

(Nathan was out of town, so we had to talk over the internet. I figured this conversation was as good as a tape. Besides, I didn't need to transcribe anything)

Do not give out your password or credit card number during this conversation.

The Lane Way says:
Hey, a/s/l?

Dan The Man says:
No, it's my first language.

The Lane Way says:
I was kidding. What'd you think?

Dan The Man says:
hold on. it's not over. Aerosmith is just coming in.

The Lane Way says:
Aerosmith? What?

The Lane Way says:
Are you watching 2 or 1?

Dan The Man says:
2

The Lane Way says:
You're such a tard.

Dan The Man says:
I thought we agreed on 2!!!

The Lane Way says:
Tard. Why would we agree on 2 when neither of us had seen 1?

The Lane Way says:
(N)

Dan The Man says:
Shut up.

The Lane Way says:
So what'd you think of 2? Get all the jokes?

Dan The Man says:
Some of them I didn't get.

The Lane Way says:
Yeah, no kidding.

The Lane Way says:
Well, number 1 was a brilliant work of art.

Dan The Man says:
haha, that sounds like pee.

The Lane Way says:
You don't write 'haha' when you're laughing.

Dan The Man says:
Yes you do.

The Lane Way says:
Do I write "breathing, Dan's a tard"? no, I don't.

Dan The Man says:
Hey, come on now.

Dan The Man says:
So, what did you like so much about the first one?

The Lane Way says:
simple

The Lane Way says:
tight

The Lane Way says:
hilarious

The Lane Way says:
No excess baggage, you know what I mean? Mike Myers is everything that is right about making a movie based on a Saturday Night Live sketch.

Dan The Man says:
Yeah, he's great.

[The Lane Way] would like to send you the file "Myers impression medley.mp3" (303 Kb). Transfer time is less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Accepted! Starting Transfer...


Dan The Man says:
Is this going to be good?

The Lane Way says:
Yeah. It's Mike Myers doing an impersonation of me, Billy Crystal, and Conan O'Brien all one right after the other.

Dan The Man says:
Sounds good.

The Lane Way says:
Yeah, I've been listening to it all day.

The Lane Way says:
Just that and playing Freecell. ever play that?

[The Lyin' King] has just been added to the conversation

Dan The Man says:
Hey, Cynthia, what's up?

The Lyin' King says:
hi dan. not much.

[The Lane Way] may not respond as he/she appears to be offline.

The Lyin' King says:
Were you talking with Nathan?

Dan The Man says:
Um, no.

The Lyin' King says:
Oh. Cause just as I came in here he went offline. Was that just a coincidence?

Dan The Man says:
Is your nickname talking about him?

The Lyin' King says:
Take a guess, dan.

[The Lyin' King] has gone offline.

Dan The Man says:
Phew!

Dan The Man says:
...

Dan The Man says:
..breathing..

[The Lane Way] has just been added to the conversation

The Lane Way says:
That was low.

Dan The Man says:
Party on, Nathan.

[The Lane Way] may not respond as he/she appears to be offline.

as always, you can e-mail Nathan, to talk about movies or just chat about whatever.

Notes:

Wayne's World 2 (1993): two slackers put on a concert called Waynestock. Aerosmith guest stars.




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