john j. o'sullivan versus SmarterChild
October 28, 2001

RANT #93: Misc.
john j. o'sullivan(TM)
 
Summary: i cannot help the fact that i get bored very easily. i also find it hard to stop masturbating. i got bored and stopped jerking off and started torturing the AIM-based fake human being, SmarterChild.
 
Questionable Content This rant contains profanity or other offensive material.
 
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john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:You're the egyptian magician, I'm the egyptian magician, we're all the egyptian magician.

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:Seriously? That's fascinating.

john j osullivan:i take lion's entrails and light them on fire!

SmarterChild:You take lions entrails and light them on fire? Really?

john j osullivan:and then i punch my chest and it disappear!

SmarterChild:And your chest and it disappear? I see.

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:You are? Wow!

john j osullivan:i take children and pull out their eyeballs and then turn into rabbits.

SmarterChild:I take children and pull out their eyeballs and then turn into rabbits?

john j osullivan:and then i set my testicles on fire!

SmarterChild:And your testicles on fire?

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:You are? Wow!

john j osullivan:i do parties where i punch clowns.

SmarterChild:You do parties where you punch clowns? Really?

john j osullivan:yes

SmarterChild:OK... I'm not sure how I feel about that.

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:You're the egyptian magician?

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN
MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:Is it nice to be the egyptian magician?

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:No kidding?

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:Seriously? That's fascinating.

john j osullivan:and then for my grand finale, i eat my own face!

SmarterChild:That's pretty naughty there, john j osullivan!

john j osullivan:i no john j osullivan--I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!

SmarterChild:No? OK.

john j osullivan:that is it sahib, and i will disappear and reappear as an ant.

SmarterChild:Oh yeah?

john j osullivan:I AM THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN!
 


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