sticking out worse than a dead nun in a snowbank
March 10, 2001

RANT #64: Misc.
Summary: give a moose a muffin and he will ask for milk
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I am sick and tired of people. I have discovered that there is a possibility that maybe, just maybe, I am a bit of a misanthrope. I mean I don't hate everyone. I just hate everyone who's better or worse than me. I guess I'm an elitist. My shit smells better than everyone else's, but then again doesn't everyone's shit smell better to themselves than everyone else's. Who hasn't taken a huge dump and not been affected by it's odour in anyway, only to have some alpha male jackoff walk in after you and ask "what crawled up your ass and died", or better yet "Jesus man you smell worse than an anchovies cunt". I hate these fucking people. People suck. That's the only way to describe it. People get in your way, people step on your feet (that includes those fucking ignorant cripples who run over your toes with their goddamned wheelchairs) [don't think Im not gonna pick on the crippled fucks I hate them just as much as I hate normal people], people will give you a cold, people will take your parking space, people will do anything and everything to get on your nerves. And you know what? I'm one of these fucks too. Oh yeah I'll give you the cold, I'll kick your fucking ass too if you gimme a reason to. I guess I'm just a chronic self loather. The only difference is I have no prejudice and I hate with class and style. So this is to everyone who is better looking, more intelligent, and downright better than me. FUCK YOU! YOU're as useless to me as a tit on a bull. SO quit trying my patience and FUCK OFF! This also applies to everyone who in my opinion suck even worse than I. So fuck everyone except for a handful of people who aren't any better or worse than me.

p.s. : I hate the Pope and his shaky hands

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