I hate Masturbation!
February 28, 2001

RANT #63: Sports & Activities
Billy, or David...whichever you want
 
Summary: I need satisfaction, and that my friends....i cannot get.
 
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Well, im 29 years old...I have never had a girlfriend...I masturbate everyday and i dont know any sexual pleasure but that which comes from the left...or right hand. Oh, and i once made love to my pillow.

When will I be given my big chance to shine? I hate having to use Internet chats to get my jollies! I hate the fact that i can't be a 14 year old boy anymore named David! I hate the way I will get the chair if i continue my actions.

I need a woman!
16/m/texas
who is interested?
 


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