Anal Sex is a NO
February 25, 2001

RANT #58: Misc.
Summary: Feel like jammin some starfish?[BR]Think again...
Questionable Content This rant contains profanity or other offensive material.
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Things come out of the ass, they dont go in.
Now, i understand if you are gay where else are you gonna penetrate someone in such a disgusting manner?

But for us straight males, why would we bang the women we love so much in their butthole?
1. I dont want any tish on my wang
2. Nor do i want "pop the cherry" of an arse

So, basically if you are packing ass and not the beaver you either love rainbows or you are a skat fanatic. amen.
Dont plug the shithole.

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