Thank You Internet
November 27, 2000

RANT #26: Computers & Internet
Summary: The internet is the wave of the future - only I hate it and wish it would die.
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The internet is the wave of the future! It is an information and communications masterpiece that is brining the world together. The 21st is the dawning of the information age and the human race led by the internet and all it has to offer. This however is complete fucking bullshit. The internet has never done a thing for me. Research projects have only become more difficult because people expect internet sources to be easy to find - but reliable information is uncommon if not extremely rare. Meanwhile, huge companies such as and and all the other bullshit .com companies that don't do anything at all can all burn in hell for all I care. Don't get me wrong you stupid mother fuckers I'm not against the progression of technology, I'm not some retarded hippie freak. I just don't see what the internet has to offer other then as a haven for criminal activity. The basis for most of the criminal activity being the piracy of software and the pillaging of the music and film industries. The other, more subtle crime, is that all the .com companies are capitalizing on peoples desire to forget about leaving their houses, ignoring all that life has to offer as they sit at home and order nachos over the Net.
Meanwhile, even if the internet had something to offer - 90% of the world's population has never used a computer (let alone the internet). What can this beautiful piece of garbage do for them? ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!! The only real beneficiaries of the internet are the corporate Fat Cats sitting on their fat asses getting rich off of everyone else's weaknesses, specifically you, me, and the rest of the middle class - especialy those poorer people in Third World countries.

If you feel the way I do, help hack the hell out of the WWW. If we work together, we can prevail and bring down the internet; thus restoring order to the world, and hopefully actually helping those poorer than us.

P.S I'm not some moronic pinko piece of shit either.

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