Tangmonkey won't publish me
October 9, 2003

RANT #209: Tangmonkey Sucks
Summary: I wrote a CD review for Tangmonkey MONTHS ago and they have yet to publish it.
Questionable Content This rant contains profanity or other offensive material.
Full Text:

Back at the beginning of the summertime Sean said he would give me a free CD if I reviewed it for Tangmonkey. I said "Hell yes", and he said "But you better fecking send me a review" and gave me the CD (which turned out to be pretty fine). So yeah, then it took me about a month to write a review, but I eventually did it and Sean even gave me some nice comments in his reply email.

Well that's all well and good, the only problem is that 4-6 months have gone by and my review hasn't been published yet. I mean come on!!! Is Tangmonkey drowning in such a quantity of superb content that my review has been shunted out??? There has been the same Goddamn headline story for as long as I can remember too. I didn't really care about the The Rocky Files when it was first put up, you think I care about it now?!?! I say "Fuck that shit, post my mother fucking review you lazy ass cunt faces." You could even make it part of a new feature. Call it 'All the stuff that the tangsters have been too lazy to post lumped together'.

Whatever, I just want my review put up. Is that too much to ask?

PS: I would also like more free CDs.

PPS: It's 5 o'clock in the ass-fuck morning. Why the fuck can't I get to sleep???

Add a comment to this rant: 0 comments

Disclaimer | Email Us | Dance!
Text, images, design, and our groovy mojo are ©
return to the top of the page