Re-releases of movies are gay!!!
January 6, 2003

RANT #163: Arts & Entertainment
Daft2003
 
Summary: goddammit why do people keep updating some of the biggist movies, it's completely gay!
 
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Right, now lets get this straight, the reason that we go to the cinema (or blockbusters, whatever...) is that we want to see a movie, right, and the ones we have seen are good but really old school, so what do the directors like Steven Spilburg and John Lucas do, they update them, making the actual movie a lot more of a melestered toss then it already is. take E.T. for example, they say "new enhanced graphics than before, the word 'TERROIST' has been changed to 'HIPPIE' (even though they meen the same thing) and the guns have been changed to walkie-talkies." Well then whats the fucking point in that load of bullshit hmmm... and anoter one that is prone to this shit, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (a pure masterpeice) and now they are planning to do it again, but this time they are saying "new gory effects, the word 'NAZI' has been changed to 'POLITICALLY DIMISED GROUP OF PEOPLE' and the guns have been changed to walkie-talkies". Now is that worse or what cos that load of bollocks could take over our viewing future. Now they are talking about re-re-RE-releasing the movie STAR WARS yay... but they are stuff like "The hairy creature is now called "A BIG HAIRY CHALLANGED CREATURE' AND THE ENTIRE CAST HAS BEEN REPLACED BY EWOKS"....



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THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF AND I BELIEVE THIS DOES YOUR HEAD IN TOO, WHY CAN'T THOSE MOVIE ALTERING BASTARDS.

If you all look at it from my angle you would know how annoying this is realy is...

Screw you drug addict melestered film altering bastards if I was there I'd say "Do something new, like 'The Tangmonkey' (rated U for Utter crap)
 


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