|You guys all suck
||July 3, 2002
|RANT #115: Tangmonkey Sucks
Summary: Rant somewhere else
This rant contains profanity or other offensive material.
|Ok, what is this desecration of the rant page that so humbly resides on tangmonkey?|
Everyone is posting so much that they're strethcing the essence of "rant" so thin that it all seems like the ramblings of a homeless madman yelling in the byward.
Don't get me wrong I like crazy people, they make for good comic relief in movies and in tv shows but I don't like crazy people publishing their shit on the internet.
What we need is class people. And wit. And especially witty class. And putting a monacle on this one won't help either. Just do this one thing before posting a rant and it will make all our lives all the more pleasant. PLEASE. Just get someone else to read your rant before posting it. And when I mean someone else I don't mean another crazy person or a stoner.
I personally suggest going outside and kidnapping the first person you see walking outside wearing a tie. Lock him/her in your basement for a few hours and say you have a gun and then ask for their honest opinion on your rant. If you get the green ligt then by all means go ahead. If you don't then keep on writing till your kidnapee agrees with what you write.
It's really that easy.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to untie someone I've kept in my house for the past 3 weeks.
Rant safely. Don't drink and rant.
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