In this rousing tale of hearsay, heresy and adventure, readers follow the heroic Bjorn on his quest for vengeance. Thrust into a time vortex by the greatest menace in the Universe, Bjorn must grapple with astonishing foes, overcoming fifteen-foot lobsters and laser-wielding Mongols. With the help of Michael and Noah as well as the seductive Jesus, Bjorn must forge alliances across Eternity, striving to defeat his sinister enemy before it is too late. Will the Forces of Light vanquish the Forces of Darkness and the Forces of Darkness' seven-foot-tall hair-stylist? Read on, and find out.
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