Top Ten things to do with a koala
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October 17, 2003: By A.L., #165
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10.
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Throw it at cars and yell "JELLO!!!!!"
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9.
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Throw it at jello and pretend you are working for NATO.
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8.
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Teach it to dance.
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7.
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Hide in its pouch and eat bananas.
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6.
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Play DOOM with it.
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5.
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Name it Bob and dress it up as an Eskimo.
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4.
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Convince the IRS it is your only child and get a Tax deduction.
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3.
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Train it to be a commando and let it loose on the IRS.
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2.
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Put it up on a Memosa tree and then shoot it.
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Staple a hippo to it and submit it to Science as a genetic freak...then shoot them all as they arent looking and blame it on your neighbor who is a flagrant koala-hippo hater....bastard...
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Editor's Note: The correct term is INUIT.
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