ways to not be bored at the zoo
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April 30, 2003: By Grumpymonk, #143
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10.
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Watch the Gorillas puke into eachothers hand and eat it
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9.
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Watch the Gorillas tweak eachothers nipples
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8.
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Attempt to make the animals interested in you
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7.
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Look brilliant and make animal noises at exhibits
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6.
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Make sure you are at the Baboons during feeding time so you can watch them throw their crap at the feeders..its true, they will!
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5.
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Dont visit the Komodo Dragon...they dont do a damn thing!
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4.
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Tap as many fish tanks as possible
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3.
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Smoke a joint in all 250 possible places to get high
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2.
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The Toronto Zoo now has a liqour licensed "Polar Patio" that spells fun!
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Listen to The Flaming Lips - Christmas at the Zoo and proceed to drop acid and free all the animals
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