Top Ten Things Overheard At Disney World
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April 20, 2003: By Throbulator, A Creature Of Pure Headache!, #141
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10.
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"Forget Mickey! Can I get a hug from Jessica Rabbit?"
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9.
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"I'm sorry, sir, but we can't let you keep going into the men's rooms and asking for "Tinkerbell."
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8.
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"I hear the George W. Bush in the Hall of Presidents doesn't even talk."
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7.
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"I'm sorry, but we don't rent out Minnie Mouse suits, even by the hour."
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6.
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"The only 'magic' I've seen here so far is how they're making my bank account disappear."
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5.
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"Everybody, come quick! Ariel and Jasmine are in a knife fight in the parking lot!!"
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4.
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"Oh, no! The penguins are no longer responding to the mind control!! RUN!!"
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3.
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"So where's Scooby?"
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2.
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"Daddy, why does Donald Duck smell like your armpits?"
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1.
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"You used profanity within park bounds. Now you must die."
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