Top Ten Headlines That Would Start A Riot
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April 3, 2003: By Dan (No, The Other One), #136
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Mixing Coke And Pepsi Together Makes Plutonium
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Scientists Discover Tonsils, Appendix Really Neccesary After All
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8.
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Big Bird Really Played By Osama Bin Laden
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7.
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Britney Spears Song Made National Anthem
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6.
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George W. Bush Still U.S. President
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Richard Simmons To Pose For "Penthouse"
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4.
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Tangmonkey's Dan To Visit Montreal
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3.
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Michael Jackson Purchases Nuclear Device
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2.
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You Will Never Realize Most Of Your Dreams
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1.
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The Oscars Just Don't Matter
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