Top Ten Lies People Tell Themselves
October 4, 2002:   By Doctor Furious, #96
10. 
"This new haircut makes me look a lot thinner."
9. 
"I deserve a raise."
8. 
"I'll have time for that later."
7. 
"I'll have time for that."
6. 
"Money doesn't buy happiness."
5. 
"Looks don't matter."
4. 
"It wasn't my fault."
3. 
"I can quit anytime I wish."
2. 
"One vote can make a difference."
1. 
"God is on my side."
Editor's Note: Then of course there's JP's favorite: 'I am a heterosexual'.
 
 
 

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