things to do with a stress reliever, the pink kirby-like thing filled with something like puke in it
July 26, 2002:   By Druss, #81
10. 
Hurl it off a building
9. 
Eat it (if you are looking for a quick suicide)
8. 
chuck it down the toilet so it backs up (oh, that reminds me...)
7. 
Poo Poo/Pee Pee on it
6. 
twist it
5. 
stretch it
4. 
Sit on it
3. 
Batter it to death
2. 
get an african elephant to stomp on it
1. 
flick it on the nose
Editor's Note: I think we can do better than this.  Lets get some GOOD top tens in here!
 
 
 

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