Worst excuses for not handing your homework in to your teacher
June 18, 2002:   By Daft2, #74
10. 
My brother pee pee'd on it.
9. 
I accidentially put it in the shredder.
8. 
My cat puked on it.
7. 
Aliens tore it up to amuse themselves.
6. 
A robot burned it.
5. 
The penguins from the nearby zoo soaked it.
4. 
A platypus gased on it.
3. 
A homework-seeking missile blew it up.
2. 
Saying: "I thought I given it to you" in a silly tone of voice.
1. 
My dog ate it.
Editor's Note: When a platypus 'gases' something, what does that involve? Chloroform? Cyanide pellets? Chlorine? And, more importantly, will it ruin the binder?
 
 
 

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