Bad Pick-Up Lines
January 18, 2002:   By Neale, #29
10. 
Are you a library book? 'Cause I want to check you out!
9. 
So, are you legal?
8. 
Did the sun just come out or are you smiling at me?
7. 
Hi, my name's carl, but you can call me . . . tonight.
6. 
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
5. 
What's cookin' good lookin'?
4. 
Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?
3. 
Want to go for some sex and a pizza? Don't like pizza?
2. 
I have cable TV.
1. 
Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you look fine!
Editor's Note: I usually just don my Tangmonkey.com t-shirt and the ladies flock to me.
 
 
 

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