Signs The Restaurant You're Eating At Is Going To Fail Its Next Health Inspection
January 18, 2002:   By Zebulon, #26
10. 
Washes silverware by placing in toilet bowl and flushing
9. 
Whenever the kitchen door swings open, you can see the chef naked
8. 
Large rat waiting ahead of you in take-out line
7. 
Large rat waiting on you in take-out line
6. 
You see bus-boy taking dirty plates out into the alley for stray dogs
5. 
They use a Chihuahua, but not for their ads, if you know what I mean
4. 
Always several cockroaches out on the sidewalk retching
3. 
Every time you hear the men's room toilet flush, you also hear the ice maker
2. 
Your entree grabs a fork and duels you for its life when you try to eat
1. 
They're using "biohazard" medical waste bags for tablecloths
Editor's Note: I think I worked in a place like this.
 
 
 

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