Get Your Top Ten List on Tangmonkey, Pick Up a Hoochie
January 18, 2002:   By jp sucks, #25
10. 
Use the word Tangmonkey.
9. 
Make sure onion.com is mentioned.
8. 
Top Ten list should reflect your jaded view of pop culture.
7. 
Include racist, sexist, homophobic language and add "just kidding" at the end.
6. 
Pray facing Eastward five times daily.  I know, it works!
5. 
Be a commie, or at least a dimwitted liberal.
4. 
Be political.
3. 
Don't say: BEN FOLDS FIVE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 
Use the word "sucks".
1. 
Use the word Tangmonkey.
Editor's Note: What can I say, I guess it's true.
 
 
 

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