Tenets of the Roman Catholic Catechism in Ascending Order of Their Similarity to the Rules of a N...
October 17, 2003:   By dye!, #163
10. 
The Holy Trinity consists of one God in three Persons
9. 
Upon taking the Sacrament of Holy Orders, the priest may invoke the mysteries of Transusbstantiation
8. 
Jesus was crucified even though he didn't do anything
7. 
You have to tell us your secrets and we PROMISE we won't tell
6. 
Let's pass a basket around and put all our treasure in it
5. 
Have food and drinks every time we meet
4. 
One of us gets to wear the tall, pointy hat
3. 
Girls are icky and they shouldn't be allowed to do anything in our club
2. 
Let's tell stories about people getting eaten by lions and stuff
1. 
Kissing boys is gross
Editor's Note: the full title: Top Ten Tenets of the Roman Catholic Catechism in Ascending Order of Their Similarity to the Rules of a Nine-Year-Old Boys' Treehouse.
 
 
 

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