Top ten things you could have said for a gift you didn't like
January 8, 2003:   By Druss, #120
10. 
"Hey! There's a gift!"
9. 
"Well, well, well..."
8. 
"Perfect for wearing on underground espionage excursions..."
7. 
"I hope it never catches fire, it is fire season you know, lots of unexplained fires..."
6. 
"If the dog buries/eats/wees on it, I will go bloody insane."
5. 
"Bollocks!"
4. 
"Cool..." *sigh*
3. 
(Don't say anything, just sell it.)
2. 
(Or keep it for next year's Christmas/birthday.)
1. 
"I really don't deserve this."
Editor's Note: I really don't deserve this.
 
 
 

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