top ten rules for attracting attention at complete strangers driving in their cars
December 20, 2002:   By little angel, #118
10. 
scream like a lunatic
9. 
stick up middle finger for people who swear at you
8. 
stare at people who stare at you
7. 
one point per person who looks at you
6. 
two points for people giving you friendly signs (thumgs up, etc)
5. 
three points for smiles
4. 
eight points for honking
3. 
ten points for people screaming back
2. 
fifteen points for people who give you the finger
1. 
a hundred points for people crashing bcause they were too distracted by looking at you
Editor's Note: I find just jumping in front of the cars gets their attention pretty easily.  Plus it's an automatic 100pts.  I WIN!!
 
 
 

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