Top Ten Reasons that Trick-or-treating is better than sex
November 4, 2002:   By Pickle, #101
10. 
You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. 
If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. 
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. 
You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. 
The person giving  you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. 
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. 
If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. 
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. 
You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. 
If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!
Editor's Note: Sorry, this one's a bit late.  It got buried in the aproval list and I only found it now.  Too bad 'cause it's pretty funny too.
 
 
 

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