LOTS OF LETERS AND YELLIG
February 28, 2002

RANT #97: Apologies
Bob Newhart
 
Summary: STUFF THT IS WRONG WIHT THE WOORLD.... : ) ): ) :S) ( )( _( _: :)
 
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WELL, I'D LKIE TO BEGINA WTIH TALAKING ABOOUT CANADA. I THINK THAT CANADA NEEDS TO BBE MONKEYS ARE FUNNY ANIMALS, YOU KNOW. THEY SWING FROM TREES ALL THE ITIIIIIITME. SORR ABOUT THAT, I DROPPED MY KEYBOARD. ON YOU!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HVAE I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT I OD STAND-UUP CONEDMY YET? i HAVE A gig AT THE MALL PAKRING LOT NEXT WEEK HA HA. LOL. J/K. PUHLEEZ. KEWL. yEAH. asd. GETTING BACK TO MY OGINARL POINT, I THINK THAT BULGARIRY IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. DON'T GO THERE, CITIZZENS1111111!!!!! REMEMBER LOL HAH HA THAT YOU BAVE YOUR LIVES FOR A GEARTER HOLE. THE HOLE COUNTRY OF AMERICA. aND CANADA, CUZ THEY LIVE IN THE SNOW AND IGLOOS, LOL LOL LOL HAHA. NO SERIOUSLY, THEY DO. MY DAD IS CANADIENE AND HE HAS TO SLEEP OUTSDIE WITH THE DOGS WHEN IT SNOWS. IT'S TO REPLENISH HIS CANNNADA BATTERY. hAVe YOU GUYS SEEN batTTLEfIElD EARATH YET? IT IS FUNNY. i LIKE IT. dO YOU? HA HA. lOL. lET'S PLAY A GAME. i SAY A NUMBER, YOOU SAY SOMETHING.

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SAY SOMETHIG!! zig! zIGGY!! ZOMBIE!

oH WELL, THIS IS BORING LOL LOL HA HA. TTYL GUYS.

lOVE,
bOB nEWHART
 


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