When Nature gets its own back...
October 30, 2001

RANT #94: Misc.
Twitchy Joe and his army of smacked up animals
Summary: As the speed began to take effect the weasels began to twitch, god help us all...
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Dear God, I cant take it any more, these fucking animals are going to drag us down to the level of animals.

The ones that they get high.

You all know someone, in your workplace/school/retirement home who has had their sense of humour and good taste removed and inserted anally. These are the knobjockeys who get animals wasted on drugs.

Dont get me wrong, Im not against drugs in any way, shape, or form. I'm PRO drugs, i'm just not PRO drugs for animals. They don't need it. Nature has provided animals many and varied ways of having fun - cats have catnip, birds dump on your shoulder when you're chatting someone up as their form of sick perverted fun,tigers feast on the salty tang of human flesh and dogs lick their own balls. I'm not a dog, nor am i genetically - gifted enough to get my head low enough to lick my balls, although surgery is an option i have not yet explored, so i have to take drugs.

What pisses me off is animals taking OUR drugs. This is usually through parties. The comedy guy who thinks its funny to give MY dog a trip so it goes mental and tries to similtaniously hump my lega dn rip its own face off. To flake dope into my fish tank, to shoot up with my cat. This is not big, this is not funny, it is not going to make women at the party think " oh look, a wasted animal -  i must find who did this to it and show him my breasts.."  Do it to your own fucking animals, with your own fucking drugs. Bastards.

*no animals were harmed in the writing of this rant, although my cats doing cold turkey and is not feeling too well...

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