I Hate Barney
August 5, 2002

RANT #121: Misc.
Druss
 
Summary: He's got a really stupid bunion...[BR]He's gotta nose like a pickled onion...[BR]and other crap stuff...
 
Questionable Content This rant contains profanity or other offensive material.
 
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I think that we all hate that ridiculous bastard in the dinosaur land, (NO, NOT YOSHI!! I MEAN THE PURPLE DINOSAUR)(I.E. Barney).

Come on, Everyone should hate that gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay and gay voice EVERYTIME YOU HEAR HIM SING!

Here is my version sing since it is near the end of the rant:

I Love you, you love me, we're a happy...
(I drown the bastard in the soup before he can say anything else, he fidgets around like a stupid medeteranian midgit for a while, finally it's almost over, he wheezes these words of comfort to killers in The UK)
Hey fuck you, Druss (Barney dies)
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Sorry i sould say the full dialouge, here it is...

fufowddjhughaqmnbpdhaiguewrhqklnrgqouihgfiw (Barney dies)
then a car runs over him,
Then a piano falls on him,
then lightning strikes his mangled body so you can see his mangled skeleton,
Then an old italian woman shuffles by, spits on him and shouts "FA FA NAPOLI AH"

Ha Har
well gg, bye
 


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