Why MSN is the root of all evil...
April 21, 2002

RANT #106: Computers & Internet
Summary: Just when you thought your only arch-nemisis was your buddy's loud-mouth parrot...
Questionable Content This rant contains profanity or other offensive material.
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So, I finally caved (like the sniveling turd that I am) and downloaded MSN messenger. And boy, does it ever SUCK! I cant even freakin log on to the shitty shitty shitty messenger service! It keeps giving me this message about the service being temporarily unavailable. And I though ICQs latent tendency to crash at the most inopportune moments was bad. God damn it!

For those of you who are able to connect and have been enjoying your MSN server for months or even years, I say to you GOD DAMN IT YOU ESTROGEN HIPPIE! GIVE ME MY PROGRAM OR ILL CUT YOU, YOU SLUT MONKEY TURD FACED LYING BASTARD!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!

This is so not the Pope

PS: did you know that turd isnt in the spell check dictionary? Well, now ya do!

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